| Head |
 Very hard, can hurt during
greeting, playing. Used for planning playtime, pushing nose into food,
looking pretty and little else. |
| Eyes |
Dark, Expressive. Look soulful when watching humans eat.
Look innocent
 when
accused of wrong doing. |
| Ears |
Largish, floppy. Sensitive to kitchen sounds. Stone
deaf when being
summoned. |
| Nose |
| Wet, cold. Can wake you very suddenly early in the morning.
Can detect human food from an amazing distance. |
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| Mouth |
 |
Large and Happy Looking. Everything goes into it.
Noises that come out of it can be hard on the ears. Good
for giving big sloppy kisses. |
|
| Bite |
Sharp as little needles when teething on your
toes. |
| Jowls |
Dense fluff. Designed to drench you after
drinking. |
| Coat |
White. Depending on grooming, can range from fair-weather clouds
to wet-weather
doormat. |
| Chest |
Deep, Proud-looking.
Can carry more dry leaves than an adverage rake. |
| Belly |
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Expansive. Always empty when human food is around, even when
they've just finished a bowl of the finest dog food available.
Excessively warm when on your lap more than ten
minutes. |
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| Legs |
Sturdy, muscular. Can turn to jelly at the sight of vet
or groomer. Rockets when blitzing and playing catch me if you can or
tag your it.
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| Feet |
Too delicate to walk on wet ground, rocky surfaces or upstairs,
they train their humans to carry them for those
occasions.
|
| Tail |
Fluffy, angel-like wisps of hair, capable of becoming hopelessly
entangled.
Will tell you he's glad to see you.
 Can
lift or drop on command. |
| Toys |
| Always found on the floor, either by stepping on them or having
them deposited at your feet. Favorites usually
include your newest shoes. |
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| Heart |
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Soooooo Big that no other compares.
Will love and be devoted to you until the end of
time! |
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